things we thought we’d never say until we became parents

Posted: March 21, 2008 in Family
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Once Tiff and I started having children, we realized that we had begun making statements that we never thought we’d hear come out of our mouths. Or anyone else’s for that matter. Now, I’m not talking about the awful realization that a new parent has when they begin saying the exact same thing their parents used to say to them like, “this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you” or “because I said so.” Thats more horrifying than amusing. I’m talking about sentences formed from word combinations that we never knew existed or even could exist. We decided to keep up with these gems over the years and we periodically revisit them and try to figure out what in the world was going on in our house when they were said. Below is a list of things we thought we’d never say until we became parents. Enjoy.

* Ethan, stop hissing at me and hand me the remote control

* Eva, get your belly out of the lasagna

* Isaac, why did you poop on the headphones?

* We need to clean up the bathroom before the guys come over. Oh, and there’s ham on the welcome mat.

* Ethan, stop putting the tape measure down your sisters pants.

* By the way, the mouse pad is in the bathroom.

* Ethan, how do you “accidentally” get cheese in someone’s hair?

* There is a black fireman with his pants around his ankles in our bedroom.

  1. Depend on Him says:

    Funny stuff, man! My wife and I have said some pretty outrageous things over the last six years – I’ll post them for your amusement.

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